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Having grown up outside the Philippines, Knox was raised on a diet of Macaulay Culkin movies, Barbie dreams, and the sounds of MTV. When she returned to the Philippines during her teens, she began to seek out a distinctly Pinoy culture. So far, she...

 

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July 08, 2008
Accomodation

Victoria Court… Shhhh!

In the Philippines, sex is not openly talked about. In conversations with locals, it would be better for you to assume that people have no sex life. If you’re a boy, the word motel only comes up when you’re among other boys or making a green joke. If you’re girl, it’s appropriate to talk about it when you’re throwing a bridal shower and a motel is your party venue.

Despite the great service provided by motels, there’s still a negative perception about Filipinos who go there. So, if you are looking for a place to get loud and raunchy, I’d recommend a place that values privacy. Victoria Court is the crème dela crème of motels. Their logo is a vector art drawing of woman with pursed lips and a shushing finger. You’ll see the logo plastered around places near the motel. Ssshhhh indeed.

The service at Victoria Court is superb. You’ll only have to deal with a maximum of two people before being ushered into your room. Get your business done, have fun, pay up, and then get out. They provide taxi rooms and walk-in rooms. More affordable than a hotel and definitely more interesting, Victoria Court also has special themed rooms.

For the price of deluxe suite, you can get it on in the Austin Powers room- complete with psychedelic human cage. Too randy for you? Choose from the “normal” fantasy rooms like Babylon, Cleopatra, and Nautical. There are also rooms that capitalize on hit movies like, “X Men” and,  “Matrix”, as well as TV game shows like “Deal or no Deal” and “Wowowee”. Have island love-making fantasies? No problem, there’s a room with an indoor waterfall. For a regally good time, try their Oval Office room. It’s patterned after the Oval office from the desk down to the drapes.  Take that presidential suite!

Admittedly, themed rooms can get a little wacky but you’re assured it’s spotless. Great for some dirty fun. Victoria Court definitely delivers on a fantasy and they have branches conveniently located all across the metro. Check it out for yourself!

http://www.victoriacourt.biz/latest/index.htm

 

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